I watched Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey. Childhood forever ruined

A new horror movie “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey” has been released in Russia.

Here the authors decided to show everyone fairy tales. Favorite animal characters are no longer so cute and good-natured. It’s all their former best friend Christopher Robin’s fault.

We have already reviewed the novelty and are in a hurry to share our impressions.

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The plot of the films is incredibly simple, and it can be predicted even without watching the film. One has only to throw a review on the trailer, and you will already know everything.

What is the movie about: Once upon a time there was a little boy named Christopher Robin. Once in the forest he met unusual animals – Winnie the Pooh, Pyatak, Rabbit, Owl and Eeyore.

Since then, they have been friends and constantly played while the boy grew up. But as soon as he became an adult, he left his friends and decided to take care of his own life. such gestures were not appreciated, eventually became completely wild and ceased to develop, holding a grudge against Christopher Robin. They also ate the donkey when the food ran out.

A bunch of girls come to Hundred Acre Wood for the weekend. But the rest and fun comes to an end when bloodthirsty monsters break into their house. Winnie and Pyatak could not survive the betrayal of Christopher Robin and, having lost trust and love for people, began to exterminate everyone who invested in their forest.

I have only one question about infections – why Piglet, and not Piglet? A strange decision, the supposed level of notoriety of this franchise.

Do not think that in this work there is at least some plot. He practically absent. The authors of the low-budget picture decided to make an exhibition on a slasher and show a ton of blood on the screen.

And this is the most cliched movie ever. A group of silly teenagers came to hang out in a hut, which is located in a dense thicket of the forest. Of course, no one needs to survive on their own to help the congregation.

The characteristics have no logic from the word at all. They like maniacs almost immediately after their arrival, but for some reason they do not want to pay attention to them. And really, why? It must be a decoration!

And it’s natural, the concept is interesting, with this idea it was possible to play and develop. But the authors of The Easter Massacre decided that it was possible to determine the main directions – “let’s cut everyone out and show one intestine on the floor and walls, and take individual moods as a basis.” There is no drama, no real horror, diseases caused by themes and design Very cheap.

Dialogues overly empty pathos. Heroes should not be near the company at all, the script was written on the knee at the last moment.

In general, from the verdict on the impression, apparently, they first filmed the horror scenes, and then decided that it would be nice, probably, to attach a certain plot to them. And then somehow it turns out empty.

Scary this movie is called unacceptable, but funny – yes. What is happening on the screen looks as ridiculous as possible, the actions of the characters are terrifying. You can’t be that stupid under any circumstances. The result is a funny comedy, but a completely disgusting horror movie.

The creators are not going to this stop! A sequel about Vinnie’s friends has already been announced.

Everything here is bad

Even from the point of view of a slasher, the movie cannot be called interesting and at least somewhat intriguing. The constant bloody guts on the screen quickly get bored, and there is nothing else to show us.

Of the scenery, in fact, there is only one small house (this is understandable with a budget of $100,000). They get bored, there is nothing corny to look at. Nothing prevents you from pulling the viewer to the screen, except for Winnie and Pyatak. And the images of men in masks … such a decision, let’s say, for an amateur.

There is no intelligible plot, the production is rolling into the abyss, there are no interesting camera decisions, the musical background is the uprising of blood from the ears. I honestly wanted to find at least one trading plus, but I stubbornly cannot do it. What it is and why it was filmed is unknown.

Only the idea is fresh, but in the sequel it will no longer be possible to leave only at the expense of it. Another film cannot.

Not worth attention

This is a completely passing movie, filmed with radiation filming. The authors of the film “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey.”

No, this is not a “so bad it’s good” case. It’s just rubbish that doesn’t deserve any attention.