In Russian cinemas, the release of the film “Jaws. Collision.
Actually, it’s just an adaptation of the name. The picture called “Shark Bait” is not related to the unification of the “Jaws” franchise, it is a completely different movie, although the subject matter is very similar.
We have already reviewed the novelty and are in a hurry to share our impressions. Is it worth spending money on it? Doubtful.
What are you?!
When viewing the impression of the impression made, it seems that all the remaining stamps have gathered in it.
What is the movie about: Groups of young people come to Mexico for the weekend. After a noisy night party, they steal jet skis and take to the sea.
However, at one point, the guys’ jet ski fails, they find themselves trapped far from land. And a hungry shark is already circling nearby …
The plot is built according to the maximum standard scheme, it does not even try to step aside at least a little. imagine that you saw some horror movie where your display is:
one. Drunk friends at a party
2. Some kind of danger
3. Standard set of people to die (no guessing who dies first)
Everything, you already know what will happen next and how the picture will turn out.
To be honest, it’s hard for anyone to say, I wanted a movie. This film should have been released 30 years ago, when the audience was not ready for clichéd twists and turns. The authors found the supposedly beaten off money embedded in the card, but did not make a good movie.
Everything here is bad. The level of pretense goes off scale, it makes you want to spit. Directed by James Nunn, he made not a horror, but a comedy about hopeless idiots who, not only do not have the advantages of the banal signs of the highest, but also teach themselves like real boobies. As for the shark.
For example, it suddenly happened that a jet ski can easily withstand two people, and a shark cannot swim around two relatively small stones. The plot also does not shine with originality and gives dullness: no one will think of fixing a jet ski until the very end of the film.
About the game of actors, I generally keep quiet. They are not afraid of the sea predator at all, but only mock him. As if forgot that they should be afraid and show at least some emotions. Mostly soulless talking heads who occasionally do something to advance the plot. A kind of dummy that has neither personality nor intelligence.
Only when the shark appears (and this is about half the time). Isn’t that terrible character work? Even the authors don’t care!
Is it worth making a claim? empty dialogues, legal showdowns and script holes? I think not – everything is clear here.
For the quality of films in general, staging is important, and claims are made even more against it.
Forget good movies
If you remember the editor Verna Field, who won an Oscar in 1976 for his work on Jaws, he immediately remembered how the movie was supposed to be shot. Only by birth, in the original film, the shark itself appeared to the nearest finale, and until then, in every possible way held in suspense.
The operator’s work is generally no emotion. I’ve probably never seen a lazier gluing. There is no hidden danger here that will hit the heroes on the sly, it is literally thrown in our faces almost with the first frames with the discovered sharks.
By the way, the shark itself is very poorly drawn. It feels like her created and animated by a studentwho has just mastered Blender and Adobe After Effects.
The musical accompaniment is also not memorable. On the contrary, you remember the soundtrack for the film immediately after the credits, as well as the whole plot, which includes caricatured half-drunk images.
Do not look at all
Future viewer without any emotion. Unless with a slightly elevated mood from the off-scale level of delirium that is going on in the picture.
“Jaws. Collision” is an absolutely faceless movie, which in no case should be wasted time, let alone money. I don’t even see the point of watching at home, now there are more suitable novelties in cinemas, like Faster than a Bullet or Tower.
This film follows and pays no attention to anything.
Source: Iphones RU
