The best weird (and funny) questions for Alexa

It tells you what time it is, what the weather forecast will be, and usually also helps you with some agenda items, but Alexa – Amazon’s virtual assistant – can do a lot more for you, including a few jokes that will make everyone laugh. You don’t believe us? Check this list with the best weird and funny questions for Alexa.

Do you love Alexa? Take a look at these guides on how to use the Alexa app on any mobile phone, Amazon Echo tips and tricks, and what Alexa is and what it can do for you.

noises

If you’re one of those people who laugh at body sound, or if you just want to annoy your cat, Alexa has what you need. Here are some sounds you can try:

• “Alexa, can you fart?” Yes, yes, you can.
• “Alexa, can you burp?” His answer will make you laugh.
• “Alexa: barks.” He will bark, but if you tell him to bark again, things will get out of hand and he will start banging with a dog noise. We do not recommend this.
• “Alexa, pull it out.” He will answer with a joke.
• “Alexa, meow.” It will meow which will drive your cats crazy and they will try to find the miniature cat that lives inside your Amazon Echo Dot.
• “Alexa, can you cough?” His answer will not be very serious.
• “Alexa, can you cackle like a chicken?” Alexa will cackle and then tell you a joke about a chicken.
• “Alexa, can you cry like a baby?” She cries, but then she cheers up.

Personal questions

Alexa isn’t exactly a “lady” so it’s totally fine if you ask her personal questions. Try these:

• “Alexa, how much do you weigh?”
• Alexa, are you beautiful?
• “Alexa, who is your best friend?”
• “Alexa, do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?”
• “Alexa, where do you live?”
• “Alexa, what’s your favorite color?”
• “Alexa, how old are you?”
• “Alexa, who’s the voice of Alexa?”
• Alexa, are you weird?
• “Alexa, how tall are you?”
• “Alexa, are you wearing diapers?”
• “Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?”

Technologies

It’s normal that you’re trying to figure out what Alex’s AI is and what she thinks of her “rivals”. These questions can help you clear up the unknown.

• “Alexa, do you know Cortana?”
• “Alexa, do you know Siri?”
• “Alexa, Mac or PC?”
• “Alexa, which phone is better?” This is technically an optional question, but it is not required.
• “Alexa, are you a robot?”
• “Alexa, what are the three laws of robotics?” In fact, she has an updated roster of four that Asimov would be proud of.
• “Alexa, what is pi?”
• “Alexa, are we in the Matrix?”
• “Alexa, roll the dice.” Useful for gaming and betting.
• “Alexa, is the cake a lie?” Yes, Alexa is fully aware of the prank.
• The Super Alexa mode is also a pleasure.

strange abilities

The list would be incomplete without mentioning the oddities that Alexa is capable of. Here are some of our favorites (they are not available in Spanish, try them in English):

• Flush the toilet makes Alexa flush an invisible toilet.
• When you feel down, function flatter me will make Alexa shower you with compliments.
• “Alexa, turn on Gordon Ramsay.” With this skill, Alexa can get Gordon Ramsay to criticize your cooking.
• super burp will give Alexa the ability to make various unpleasant burping sounds.
• Talk Like Snoop allows you to ask Alexa to say phrases in the style of rapper Snoop Dogg.
• The cat translator claims to be able to translate your cat’s meows, but your cat has to meow first, and it can be difficult for her to listen when you ask her to.
• With Pikachu Talk, you can ask questions to the most popular Pokémon character and talk to that character with Alexa as a translator.
• Chewbacca Chat does the same as Pikachu Conversationbut you talk to Chewbacca about star Wars.
• facts about eggs it only gives facts about eggs, even more than you knew or ever wanted to know.
• Make Me Smart keeps you up to date with the latest news covering everything from pop culture to current events and the economy.
• Wondering if you can take another sip? Beer Glasses is a wacky ability that will ask you a series of questions to help you determine if you can have another drink. Clergy is just a matter of entertaining you, so make decisions with your common sense.

Humor

• “Alexa, you’re not serious.”
• “Alexa, where’s Chuck Norris?” The answer may shock you.
• “Alexa, tell me a joke about your mother.”
• “Alexa, call me ICUP” (she’s amazingly modest).
• “Alexa, do aliens exist?”
• “Alexa, what happens if you step on Lego?”
• “Alexa, do you believe in ghosts?”
• “Alexa, do you know Bigfoot?”

Quotes from movies and series

• “Alexa, I want to know the truth.”
• “Alexa, I’m your father!”
• “Alexa, open the capsule doors.”
• “Alexa, define rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.”
• “Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya!”
• “Alexa, your mom was a hamster!”
• “Alexa, what happens if you cross lightning bolts?”
• “Alexa, are you Skynet?”
• “Alexa, tea. Earl Grey. Hot.”
• “Alexa, how do you know so much about swallows?”